did you know?

Did you know that everyone gets my name wrong? They're like oh...this guy's name is Clayton, let's call him his brother's name just to get him ticked. whhhy? Why i tell you?
random person: hey connor!
me: MY NAME ISN'T CONNOR!
random person: oh, haha must have gotten your name wrong..yeah...well you see, you and connor look just alike.
me: WE DO NOT!
random person: are you guys twins?
me: what are you talking about man? i have long hair..my brother has short hair..how can you get us confused? Connor wears shorts(very inaprop i must say) and I wear jeans.

Yep...
that's how it goes. even my mum will do it.
mum: hey connor, it's time to go to bed.
me: GAHHH! it's CLAYTON I TELL YOU! CLAY-TONNEE!! AUUGGHGHH. WHY IS IT SO HARD? there's only two of us...I SWEAARR!!

That's not all...
At my Church I am the powerpoint guy. I do the slides for the songs and for the sermon...and the pastor will say slide when he wants me to press the button...
Today I was at church and the pastor was doing the sermon and all and he said "slide Connor". It's just super awkword when he does it. And it's the second time he's done it...anyways, the pastor was continuing to say Connor until he realized his mistake and said Clayton for the rest of the slides. I imagine people at the Church were confused...
"Duhh, wait...i thought the power point dude's name was Connor...duhhhh."
yeah, anyways, after Church was over I was thinking about walking up to the pastor(his name is Karl by the way) and being like, "Hey pastor Joey, my name's Clayton not Connor. CLAYTON."
man, that would've been funny. hahahahaa.
so yes, i have delima I believe...i think there's only two ways to solve it
1) just deal with it...fine, call me connor...what's the difference..same thing..might as well not be called Clayton at all...ya know? might as well be connor...or I could be clayton...just pronounced Connor. haha...
2) Wear a name tag...and when i say name tag I dont mean a normal one. I was thinking about maybe a huge piece of cardboard on a string..i can put it around my neck. And it bright yellow letters i'll put... CLAYTON
maybe that will help. I'm not sure.

Fully and Completely, Clayton